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Funny pill quotes

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

3 months ago

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

3 months ago

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

3 months ago

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

3 months ago

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

3 months ago

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

3 months ago