Funny quotes positivity

51 Funny positivity quotes

Muting morons is good for your health.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Double chins are better than double faces.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025