Funny quotes positivity

53 Funny positivity quotes

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

2 weeks ago

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

2 weeks ago

Muting morons is good for your health.

3 weeks ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

1 month ago

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

1 month ago

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

1 month ago

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

1 month ago

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

1 month ago

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

2 months ago

They should invent a good thing that happens.

2 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

2 months ago

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

2 months ago

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

2 months ago

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

2 months ago

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

2 months ago

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

3 months ago

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

3 months ago

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

3 months ago

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

3 months ago

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

3 months ago