No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better. Posted on6 hours ago
I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Posted on9 hours ago
Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor. Posted on13 hours ago
I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile. Posted on2 days ago