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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ has viewed:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Just landed via Slack:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Seen just now on Threads:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Shared recently on Discord:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Making waves on Twitch:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Going viral on Discord:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Breaking via Threads:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Trending via Facebook:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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100 shares on Messenger this month:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

26 shares on X this month:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has viewed:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡° has shared:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Έ has bookmarked:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨ has copied:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¬ has shared:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Just shared via Snapchat:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Going viral on X:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Trending via Facebook:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Making waves on TikTok:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Just landed via Telegram:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Going bananas on Telegram:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Making waves on Slack:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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