Funny prime quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

  Commentary:
  "Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to binge-watching, forget about Netflix & chill – it's all about Prime & panic mode! 🍿😱 Who needs relaxation when you can have heart-pumping suspense with that next-day delivery anxiety, am I right? 😂 #PrimeTimeDrama"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Twitter – the land of hot takes and questionable decisions! 🐦🔥 It's like a chaotic party where the only rule is "tweet now, think later." 🎉🤔 Who knew 280 characters could cause so much trouble? 😂 Just remember, sometimes it's best to have a chaperone in the form of common sense! 🤓🚨 #TweetResponsibly

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

  Commentary:
  "Someone please create a 'Prime Time Intervention' plugin to save us from drunk shopping sprees on Amazon! 🛑🥴 #ShopSober #DontDrinkAndPrime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number — it's all about perspective! 🕰️ Embracing the prime of our decay with style and grace. 😉 #ForeverYoung"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

  Commentary:
  Well, that prime minister sure has a mathematically sound job title! 🤓🧮 Looks like they're really in a league of their own, not to be split up or divided by any ministerial factions! 🤣🎩 #MinisterialMath #UniqueMinister

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