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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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Live now on Messenger:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Reported on YouTube:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Just landed via WeChat:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Seen just now on Reddit:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Broadcasted on Telegram:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Funny prime quotes 💥 are the perfect mix of math and humor 🤓➕🤣. Whether you’re a number nerd or just love clever wordplay, these witty takes on prime numbers will have you laughing and thinking at the same time 🧠😂. Get ready to prime your day with some numerical laughs and share the fun with your fellow math lovers! 🔢🎉

New funny prime quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Commentary:
Always in beta mode, but still charging a premium! 🤖✨🚀
2 months ago
Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Commentary:
"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"
2 months ago
Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"
4 months ago
Share →: With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Commentary:
"When it comes to binge-watching, forget about Netflix & chill – it's all about Prime & panic mode! 🍿😱 Who needs relaxation when you can have heart-pumping suspense with that next-day delivery anxiety, am I right? 😂 #PrimeTimeDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Commentary:
Oh, Twitter – the land of hot takes and questionable decisions! 🐦🔥 It's like a chaotic party where the only rule is "tweet now, think later." 🎉🤔 Who knew 280 characters could cause so much trouble? 😂 Just remember, sometimes it's best to have a chaperone in the form of common sense! 🤓🚨 #TweetResponsibly
6 months ago
Share →: I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Commentary:
"Someone please create a 'Prime Time Intervention' plugin to save us from drunk shopping sprees on Amazon! 🛑🥴 #ShopSober #DontDrinkAndPrime"
6 months ago
Share →: I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number — it's all about perspective! 🕰️ Embracing the prime of our decay with style and grace. 😉 #ForeverYoung"
6 months ago
Share →: The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Commentary:
Well, that prime minister sure has a mathematically sound job title! 🤓🧮 Looks like they're really in a league of their own, not to be split up or divided by any ministerial factions! 🤣🎩 #MinisterialMath #UniqueMinister

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Just shared via WeChat:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Shared recently on X:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Seen just now on Discord:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Just landed via Facebook:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Going viral on Instagram:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Just shared via Telegram:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Reported on TikTok:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Reported on Reddit:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

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