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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Just landed via Discord:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Making waves on Twitch:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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83 Funny problem quotes

Funny problem quotes take life’s everyday messes and turn them into moments worth laughing at! 😂🧠 Whether it’s creating your own problems just to solve them, calling something a “you” problem, or realizing your biggest issue is deciding what to eat, these quotes remind us that problems might be annoying — but they’re also comedy fuel. Because every problem comes with a punchline! 😆🚫🔍

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4 days ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Commentary:
Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥
5 days ago
Share →: When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Commentary:
Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
1 week ago
Share →: All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Commentary:
Sounds like we need more practice in the ancient art of not doing anything! 🧘‍♂️🛋️😅
1 week ago
Share →: Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Commentary:
Pretending to be genuine? I'm a pro at that — my Oscar's in the mail! 🎭😂
1 week ago
Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Commentary:
I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
1 week ago
Share →: The problem is I am always the problem.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm the plot twist in my own life! 🙃🔄"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Commentary:
"When your favorite makeup gets discontinued and you mourn like it was a historical artifact. 💄🕵️‍♀️💔 #BeautyDetective"
2 weeks ago
Share →: If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Commentary:
"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
1 month ago
Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Commentary:
"When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Going viral on Reddit:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I disagree with my politics.

Trending via Instagram:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Trending via Snapchat:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Breaking via Discord:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

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