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61 Funny problem quotes

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

2 weeks ago

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

2 weeks ago

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

1 month ago

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

1 month ago

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

1 month ago

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

1 month ago

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

2 months ago

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

2 months ago

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

2 months ago

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

2 months ago

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

3 months ago

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

3 months ago

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

3 months ago

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

3 months ago

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

3 months ago

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

3 months ago

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

3 months ago

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

3 months ago

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

3 months ago

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

3 months ago

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

3 months ago

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

3 months ago

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

3 months ago

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

3 months ago

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

3 months ago

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

3 months ago

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

3 months ago

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

3 months ago

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

3 months ago

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

3 months ago