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59 Funny problem quotes

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025