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It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Trending via Discord:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Making waves on YouTube:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Making waves on Facebook:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Just shared via Reddit:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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77 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

39 shares on X this month:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

77 shares on X this month:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

59 shares on X this month:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Just landed via Slack:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Trending via Messenger:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Spotted on TikTok:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Seen just now on Discord:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Trending via TikTok:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Trending via Twitch:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Spotted on Messenger:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Breaking via YouTube:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Making waves on X:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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