329 Funny relaxation quotes

• Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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  3 weeks ago

  break, cheese, focus, food, humor, relaxation, taking, thinking, time, time off

• I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

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  3 weeks ago

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• It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Coffee is better when you have no work.

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  3 weeks ago

  better, break, coffee, humor, leisure, relaxation, work

• Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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  3 weeks ago

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• Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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  3 weeks ago

  adulthood, bourbon, comfort, couch, drink, homebody, humor, maturing, relaxation

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