86 Funny remember quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't just optional emojis 📚📝 Now, we rely on autocorrect to save us from turning into comma-less cavemen 😜 Let's take a moment of silence for the lost art of proofreading… or maybe we can just blame it on technology! 💻🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackGrammar #InternetAgeStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the selective memory at its finest! 🤔🍴 Holding on to grudges like it's the last piece of pizza in the fridge! 🍕😂 Let's hope our fridge acts as a reminder and not a safe haven for forgotten intentions!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the glorious days of youth when you could blissfully sprawl out like a starfish🌟 Now it's all about strategic maneuvers, shifting like a game of hip-saving chess every quarter hour ⏰ Who knew we'd all turn into human rotisserie chickens with age? 🍗😂 #AdultingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic dilemma of adulthood – pills versus glasses, a tale as old as time! 🤔💊👓 Who needs a memory when you've got a sense of humor, right? Maybe it's time for some pill-shaped glasses or glasses-shaped pills – problem solved! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when rainbows were in black and white 🌈⚫⚪! Must have been quite the sight to see a grayscale spectrum stretching across the sky. It's like living in a world where Technicolor hadn't been invented yet! Time sure does bring some colorful changes, doesn't it? 😄🌧️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the squirrels and rabbits are forming a 'Run Away From Humans' club 🏃🐿️🐇 Don't worry, they'll remember your face too. Just be prepared for some epic stares next time you cross paths! 😂 #WildlifeRevenge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days of first grade where surprises came in all shapes and sizes, including stomach-churning ones! 🤢 Who knew our childhood memories would be a mix of nostalgia and nausea? 🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgic symphony of screeching modems echoing through the night! 🎶📠 Perhaps those shrieks were just the internet's way of trying to get our attention all along – a digital cry for help in disguise! 😂🌐 Let's take a moment to appreciate the good old days when connecting online was a true adventure filled with unexpected sounds and suspenseful waiting game. Let's just hope our devices don't start screaming for attention in the near future…

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Ah, the universal remote control – the magical wand that grants us power over our TV kingdoms! It's like holding the keys to a whole new world of laziness and convenience. Say goodbye to the days of hunting down multiple remotes like a lost expedition leader!" 📺🔮

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when Facebook was just a humble farmville before it blossomed into a bustling metropolis of cat videos and avocado toast selfies 🌾🚜🐄📱 #FlashbackFriday #SocialMediaGlowUp

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