17 Funny safe quotes

• “NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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  1 month ago

  advice, best, casual, casual tone, dishwasher, dishwasher safe, humor, just, kitchen, ok, safe, safety, tone, warning

• The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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  1 month ago

  glasses, hottest, humor, i, intimacy, place, put, relationship, safe, safety, sex, take

• Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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  2 months ago

  activity, five, game, humor, irony, people, risk, roulette, Russian, Russian Roulette, safe, safety, six, statistics

• I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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  2 months ago

  cause, cliff, comedy, drive, driving, grateful, gratitude, humor, i, irony, me, people, reckless, remember, safe, safety, sarcasm, tell

• Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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  2 months ago

  distance, entertaining, evidence, humor, insane, media, observation, people, safe, social, social media, Twitter

• Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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  2 months ago

  care, honesty, humor, i, indifference, me, safe, secret, trust

• Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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  2 months ago

  affordable, commentary, government, humor, i, irony, life, pleasant, safe, social, social commentary, sorry

• Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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  2 months ago

  ex, humor, life, relationship, ruining, safe, someone

• What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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  2 months ago

  activity, blanket, blanket fort, childhood, fort, fun, fun activity, humor, imagination, privacy, safe, safe space, secret, space

• The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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  2 months ago

  cake, eat, fitness, food, harder, humor, kidnap, safe, safety, stay, weigh, weight

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