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13 Funny safe quotes
Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.
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Feb 3, 2025
Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.
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Feb 2, 2025
Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.
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Feb 1, 2025
Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.
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Feb 1, 2025
What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.
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Feb 1, 2025
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.
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Jan 28, 2025
My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.
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Jan 26, 2025
All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.
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Jan 25, 2025
Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
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Jan 25, 2025
Your secret is safe with me and my sister.
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Jan 23, 2025
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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.