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Looks like Santa is trading his milk and cookies for something a bit stronger this year! 🎅🥃 Who knew St. Nick was into the hard stuff? Maybe that's the real secret behind his jolly demeanor! 😄🍪
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- “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.
- What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.
- Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.
- Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.
- I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.
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