346 Funny say quotes

• The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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  3 months ago

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• I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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  3 months ago

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• Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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  3 months ago

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• The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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  3 months ago

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• My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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  3 months ago

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• If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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  3 months ago

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• They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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  3 months ago

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• If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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  3 months ago

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• Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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  4 months ago

  advice, dating, future, future husband, humor, husband, just, move, move on, never, relationship, say

• I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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  4 months ago

  acceptance, age, argument, arguments, even, fun, humor, i, life, math, patience, right, say, stage, stay, where

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