Funny quotes scare

15 Funny scare quotes

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You don't scare me. You're not a parking garage that I can't figure out how to get out of.

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You don't scare me. You're not those two minutes when I can't find my wallet.

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

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