33 Funny set quotes

• Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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  17 hours ago

  ass-licking, born, corporate, corporate life, culture, humor, i, life, office, office culture, sarcasm, set, simply, skill, skill set, workplace

• Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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  18 hours ago

  40, age, age range, app, dating, dating app, drinking, fight, fighting, grape, humor, over, range, set, while, wine

• Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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  1 day ago

  able, application, best, best friend, friend, friends, friendship, hiring, humor, job, jobs, set, should, teamwork, together

• Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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  1 day ago

  book, Britannica, encyclopedia, humor, knowledge, laugh, never, offline, set, technology, want, wifi

• Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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  2 months ago

  boxed, collector’s, collector’s edition, edition, everything, family, humor, i, illness, meant, mental, mental illness, parent, parents, sarcasm, set

• And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, fire, humor, illusion, magic, next, performance, set, soul, trick

• Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, excuses, here, honesty, humor, i, late, lateness, laziness, procrastination, sarcasm, set, sorry, want

• Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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  2 months ago

  humor, irony, machine, mindfulness, presence, present, right, science, set, time, time machine, time travel, travel, trying

• Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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  2 months ago

  bed, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggle, difficulty, early, easy, going, problem, problems, routine, set, sleep, sleep difficulty, sleep problem, struggle, whole

• Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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  2 months ago

  better, buy, came, castle, differences, everyone, humor, imagine, me, much, set, together, unity, world

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