Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones. Posted on6 days ago
So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set. Posted on6 days ago
The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up. Posted on1 week ago
Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend. Posted on1 week ago
I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. Posted on1 week ago
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang. Posted on1 week ago
I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones. Posted on1 week ago
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again. Posted on1 week ago
For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders. Posted on1 week ago
I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours. Posted on1 week ago
Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window. Posted on1 week ago
A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set. Posted on1 week ago