26 Funny set quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

  Commentary:
  "Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

  Commentary:
  "Time travel goals: destination 'now'! 🚀⏰ Because why visit the past when the present has snacks? 🍕😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! 🛏️😴🧠 Who will win tonight? 🤔💤"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

  Commentary:
  "🏰🎩🤣 Can you picture the world united in the noble quest of getting you a magnificent castle? 🌍🤝 Who knew that a fairytale dream of luxury could be the ultimate peacekeeper! 🏰✨ #CastleForAll #WorldUnityGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'People you may know' list – always a rollercoaster of questionable acquaintances 🔥🙅‍♂️. Maybe let's not add them as a friend, just in case things start heating up a bit too much! 😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a very particular set of useless skills.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of mastering useless skills! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs practical talents when you can juggle expertise in things like making the perfect paper airplane and reciting outdated movie quotes? 🔮 Embrace your unique set of useless skills and dazzle the world with your wonderfully unhelpful abilities! 🎩✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! 👶📱 Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! 😂🌟

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