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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.
I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”
So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.
My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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1 month ago
Share →: Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! 🛏️😴🧠 Who will win tonight? 🤔💤"
2 months ago
Share →: Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Commentary:
"🏰🎩🤣 Can you picture the world united in the noble quest of getting you a magnificent castle? 🌍🤝 Who knew that a fairytale dream of luxury could be the ultimate peacekeeper! 🏰✨ #CastleForAll #WorldUnityGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: “People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Commentary:
"Ah, the 'People you may know' list – always a rollercoaster of questionable acquaintances 🔥🙅‍♂️. Maybe let's not add them as a friend, just in case things start heating up a bit too much! 😜"
2 months ago
Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Commentary:
"Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of mastering useless skills! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs practical talents when you can juggle expertise in things like making the perfect paper airplane and reciting outdated movie quotes? 🔮 Embrace your unique set of useless skills and dazzle the world with your wonderfully unhelpful abilities! 🎩✨"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Commentary:
"Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"
5 months ago
Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Commentary:
"Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Commentary:
Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! 👶📱 Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! 😂🌟
5 months ago
Share →: How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Commentary:
Looks like your boss has installed a secret "sneak off early" detection system! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! 🕰️🚫 #BossSpyingonYou
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'burning desire' 🔥😅 It seems like they're not one to stay cool under pressure! #HotStuff"