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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Just shared via Discord:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Shared recently on YouTube:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Going viral on Twitch:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

86 shares on X this month:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Shared recently on Threads:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Just landed via YouTube:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Going bananas on Reddit:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Going viral on TikTok:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Seen just now on Threads:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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