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  • “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

    Commentary:
    “Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶”

  • Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the power of a British accent – making even the most mundane ramblings sound like Shakespearean wisdom. But hey, sometimes it’s all smoke and mirrors, mate.”

  • I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if pointing out the obvious was an Olympic sport, you’d definitely be taking home the gold medal! Keep up the good work, Captain Obvious!”

  • Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

    Commentary:
    Well, it seems like someone has mastered the art of finding the path of least resistance! Who needs hard work when you can outsmart it, right? It takes a special kind of talent to achieve absolutely nothing in the most efficient way possible!

  • Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the noble pursuit of thinking! 🤔💡 Tips on being smart? Well, remember – intelligence is like a garden: it requires regular watering… with coffee! ☕️😄 So keep those brain cells caffeinated and watch your brilliance bloom!”

  • Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

    Commentary:
    “Human stupidity: ensuring the internet remains the world’s biggest comedy show! 🤪🤦‍♂️💻 #ThankfulForTheEntertainment”

  • If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you’ve got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius”

  • I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs cable when you can pay for multiple streaming services and still have money left over for… well, not much 🤑💸 Don’t worry, your brainpower will surely help you find a way to cut costs… maybe. 😅📺 #StreamingOverload”

  • You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 📈’ologist, known for their expertise in the study of random things like the perfect taco to guac ratio 🌮🥑 Perhaps I’ll earn my degree in ‘Sassology’ next!”

  • Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the undeniable irony behind those spectacles! 🤓✏️ It’s like a badge of honor in the school of hard knocks. 😂 Remember, failing is just a stepping stone on the path to becoming a certified genius! 🎓🌟

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