Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we'd have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Commentary:
"Human stupidity: ensuring the internet remains the world's biggest comedy show! 🤪🤦‍♂️💻 #ThankfulForTheEntertainment"

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you're smart and you can stop reading entirely.

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you've got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius"

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Commentary:
"Who needs cable when you can pay for multiple streaming services and still have money left over for… well, not much 🤑💸 Don't worry, your brainpower will surely help you find a way to cut costs… maybe. 😅📺 #StreamingOverload"

You sound smart. You some kinda 'ologist?

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 📈'ologist, known for their expertise in the study of random things like the perfect taco to guac ratio 🌮🥑 Perhaps I'll earn my degree in 'Sassology' next!”

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Commentary:
Oh, the undeniable irony behind those spectacles! 🤓✏️ It's like a badge of honor in the school of hard knocks. 😂 Remember, failing is just a stepping stone on the path to becoming a certified genius! 🎓🌟

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of buying snacks for everyone except yourself! 🤦‍♀️🍫 Maybe it's just the Snickers' way of ensuring your love is always satisfied…or maybe it's just pure chocolatey selfishness! 😂 #MomLife"

I know this ain't smart, but that never stopped me before.

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'knowing better but doing it anyway'! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic when you have determination, right? 💪😅"

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Commentary:
Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Commentary:
Don't worry, my friend! You're safe from the A.I. takeover until they start inventing Artificial Stupidity – I mean, who needs a robot that can mess up as spectacularly as we can? 🤖🧠 Stay confidently imperfect!

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've come a long way from the 'good ol' days' when folks needed a giant 'The End' sign to figure out the movie was finished 🤣📽️ It's a relief to know we're evolving… one cinema experience at a time!"