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23 Funny smart quotes

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

1 month ago

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

1 month ago

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

2 months ago

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

2 months ago

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

3 months ago

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

3 months ago

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

3 months ago

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

3 months ago

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

3 months ago

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

3 months ago

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

3 months ago

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

3 months ago

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

3 months ago

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

3 months ago

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

3 months ago

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

3 months ago

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

3 months ago

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

3 months ago

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

3 months ago

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

3 months ago