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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.
If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.
If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.
Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.
My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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2 days ago
Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Commentary:
"Still waiting for the TV that understands my crispy snack struggles! 🍿🤷‍♂️📺🔊"
3 weeks ago
Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Commentary:
"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of a British accent – making even the most mundane ramblings sound like Shakespearean wisdom. But hey, sometimes it's all smoke and mirrors, mate."
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Commentary:
"Well, if pointing out the obvious was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely be taking home the gold medal! Keep up the good work, Captain Obvious!"
4 months ago
Share →: Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like someone has mastered the art of finding the path of least resistance! Who needs hard work when you can outsmart it, right? It takes a special kind of talent to achieve absolutely nothing in the most efficient way possible!
4 months ago
Share →: Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble pursuit of thinking! 🤔💡 Tips on being smart? Well, remember – intelligence is like a garden: it requires regular watering… with coffee! ☕️😄 So keep those brain cells caffeinated and watch your brilliance bloom!"
5 months ago
Share →: Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Commentary:
"Human stupidity: ensuring the internet remains the world's biggest comedy show! 🤪🤦‍♂️💻 #ThankfulForTheEntertainment"
5 months ago
Share →: If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you've got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Commentary:
"Who needs cable when you can pay for multiple streaming services and still have money left over for… well, not much 🤑💸 Don't worry, your brainpower will surely help you find a way to cut costs… maybe. 😅📺 #StreamingOverload"
5 months ago
Share →: You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 📈'ologist, known for their expertise in the study of random things like the perfect taco to guac ratio 🌮🥑 Perhaps I'll earn my degree in 'Sassology' next!”