Funny solving quotes

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If I'm ever murdered, I don't want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025