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Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Spotted on Threads:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Breaking via X:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Trending via TikTok:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Making waves on Snapchat:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Trending via Snapchat:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Just shared via Slack:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Just landed via Facebook:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Seen just now on X:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Trending via YouTube:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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