Funny sort quotes

• I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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  6 days ago

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• I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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  1 week ago

  age, aging, aging process, avocado, comparison, feel, fine, food, hoping, humor, i, process, self-deprecation, sort, wine

• “Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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  1 week ago

  advice, bias, cognitive, cognitive bias, decision, decision making, follow, heart, humor, making, self-awareness, sort, yourself

• Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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  1 week ago

  crazy, harry, Harry Potter, high, high school, i, never, potter, school, sort, war

• “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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  2 weeks ago

  babe, humor, least, life, path, psychopath, relationship, sort, witty

• I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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  3 weeks ago

  bird, early, early bird, exhausted, exhaustion, humor, night, night owl, owl, pigeon, sort, tired

• One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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  3 weeks ago

  buy, decision, future, humor, i, measurement, myself, only, sort, sure, time, timekeeping, watch, waterproof

• Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, loud, louder, motivation, music, need, problem, problem-solving, shit, solving, sometimes, sort, turn

• There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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  3 weeks ago

  anguish, communication, digital, digital communication, emoji, emotion, express, expression, humor, sort

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