214 Funny stress quotes

• “It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

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  7 days ago

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• I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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  1 week ago

  catharsis, emotional, emotional release, feel, frustration, humor, i, impulse, phone, release, relief, smashing, stress, stress relief, technology

• Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, bomb, chest, demand, forgot, humor, panic, strapped, stress, ticking, ticking bomb

• Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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  1 week ago

  butter, cooking, emphasis, enough, food, food preference, humor, i, preference, salted, salted butter, seasoning, stress

• Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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  1 week ago

  1, 2, Christmas, holiday, humor, oh, procrastination, shopping, stages, stress, time

• Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, drink, glass, humor, ice-cold, pouring, stress

• Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, being, delay, even, humor, means, perfectionist, procrastinator, productivity, started, stress, work

• I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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  1 week ago

  always, anxiety, figure, humor, i, just, need, own, panic, problem, problem-solving, self-reliance, solving, stress

• Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, bed, going, laying, nervous, nervous system, sleeplessness, someone, stress, system, tension, war

• My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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  1 week ago

  anyone, body, emotion, ever, handle, humor, love, loving, relationship, romantic, romantic relationship, self-deprecation, stress

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