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108 Funny stress quotes

Funny stress quotes add a lighthearted twist to life’s pressures! 😅😂 From witty remarks about feeling overwhelmed to playful takes on managing everyday stress, these quotes capture the humor in navigating life’s challenges. Enjoy a laugh and find some relief through a little humor! 😄🧘‍♂️

17 hours ago
View →: My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.
3 days ago
View →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.
6 days ago
View →: I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.
1 week ago
View →: Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?
1 week ago
View →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.
1 week ago
View →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
2 weeks ago
View →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.
2 weeks ago
View →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.
2 weeks ago
View →: I need a vaccine against overthinking.
2 weeks ago
View →: Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?
2 weeks ago
View →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).
2 weeks ago
View →: Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.
2 weeks ago
View →: Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.
2 weeks ago
View →: I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.
2 weeks ago
View →: Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.
2 weeks ago
View →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.
2 weeks ago
View →: Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.
3 weeks ago
View →: I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?
3 weeks ago
View →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.
3 weeks ago
View →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.
3 weeks ago
View →: Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.
3 weeks ago
View →: If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.
3 weeks ago
View →: I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.
4 weeks ago
View →: Can’t, I’m pulling it together.
4 weeks ago
View →: I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.
4 weeks ago
View →: Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
1 month ago
View →: We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.
2 months ago
View →: Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?
2 months ago
View →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
2 months ago
View →: Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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