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Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Just shared via TikTok:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Making waves on Telegram:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Making waves on Discord:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Making waves on Facebook:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

Just shared via Messenger:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Going viral on Reddit:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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63 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

54 shares on X this month:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

60 shares on Discord this month:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

59 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Breaking via Telegram:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Going viral on Instagram:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Shared recently on Discord:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Trending via Pinterest:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Shared recently on Discord:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Trending via WeChat:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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