Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Doctors donโ€™t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, itโ€™s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Donโ€™t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

I canโ€™t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

A weighted blanket isnโ€™t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this but youโ€™re not dying, itโ€™s just Monday.

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?