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75 Funny stress quotes

Funny stress quotes add a lighthearted twist to life’s pressures! 😅😂 From witty remarks about feeling overwhelmed to playful takes on managing everyday stress, these quotes capture the humor in navigating life’s challenges. Enjoy a laugh and find some relief through a little humor! 😄🧘‍♂️

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025