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3 months ago
Share →: I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' mullet defense strategy – business in the front, party in the back (but no parties for you, apparently)! 🤣 Here's to rocking that anti-social hairstyle with flair! 💇‍♂️"
3 months ago
Share →: Being weird never goes out of style.

Commentary:
"Who needs to be normal when you can be fabulously weird? 🤪 Embrace your uniqueness and rock that quirktastic style! 🌟 Let your weird flag fly high – it's always in fashion! 🚩"
4 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make any plans right now… my wardrobe is too busy time traveling ⏳🔮 #VintageFashionista"
5 months ago
Share →: Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Commentary:
"Ah, the enigmatic ways of hoodies – some are just born to hoodie differently, marching to the beat of their own hood strings 🤷‍♂️🧥 #HoodieConfusion"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Commentary:
Just call me the Sandwich Connoisseur in my unattainable denim! 🥪👖 Who needs standard sandwiches and easily pronounced jeans? I'm living in a world of epicurean delights and fashion mysteries! 😄 #SandwichGoals #FashionEnigma
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Commentary:
"Who needs a little black dress when you can rock silky polka dot PJs with as much sass and style? 💃🔥 Embracing comfort and cuteness all in one! 😂 #StayinSexyYetCozy"
5 months ago
Share →: I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁‍♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple pair of leggings had the power to challenge our perception of legality and skin tone! 🤔😂 Let's just hope the fashion police don't catch wind of this scandalous trend! 🚨👮‍♂️ #LeggingsGate"
5 months ago
Share →: I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'pile-based approach' to fashion – truly avant-garde! 🤔👚🤷‍♂️ Who needs closets when you have a curated 'floor-robe'! 💁‍♀️👖 #FashionistaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Commentary:
"Looks like cats have mastered the art of subtle power play! 🐱💥 Who knew cat style could be so sassy and savage? 😼😂 Beware, attempting to pet a cat after they've had enough may result in scratches and a lesson in feline boundaries! 😹 #CatStyleWins"