Skip to content
  • Disclaimer
  • Privacy
  • Terms & Conditions
Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Home » Funny Suck Quotes

17 Funny suck quotes

Funny suck quotes are perfect for those moments when life feels a little *meh* 😅 but you still want to laugh it off 😂 Whether it’s about bad days, awkward fails, or just plain weird situations, these hilarious lines turn “sucking” into a comedy show 🎭 Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even share some with your friends because sometimes, laughter is the best way to say it sucks and still have fun! 🎉🤣

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Posted onMar 17, 2025Mar 17, 2025

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

© 2025 Wordgag Inc.

>>> Random Quotes ✨