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Funny suck quotes are perfect for those moments when life feels a little *meh* 😅 but you still want to laugh it off 😂 Whether it’s about bad days, awkward fails, or just plain weird situations, these hilarious lines turn “sucking” into a comedy show 🎭 Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even share some with your friends because sometimes, laughter is the best way to say it sucks and still have fun! 🎉🤣

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

The shitshow must go on.

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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