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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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Dec 31, 2025

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Trending via Pinterest:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Shared recently on X:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Just landed via YouTube:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Going bananas on X:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Spotted on X:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

18 Funny suck quotes

Funny suck quotes are perfect for those moments when life feels a little *meh* 😅 but you still want to laugh it off 😂 Whether it’s about bad days, awkward fails, or just plain weird situations, these hilarious lines turn “sucking” into a comedy show 🎭 Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even share some with your friends because sometimes, laughter is the best way to say it sucks and still have fun! 🎉🤣

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

49 shares on Twitch this month:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Just landed via X:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Making waves on Twitch:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Spotted on Telegram:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Spotted on Twitch:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Live now on WeChat:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Spotted on TikTok:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Going viral on Slack:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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