25 Funny super quotes

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The class: "You want us to do what?" Super Mario: "Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It'sa easy!"

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025