Funny survive quotes

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can't survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend's home.

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025