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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.
2 months ago
Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.
2 months ago
I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.
2 months ago
Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.
2 months ago
I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.
3 months ago
My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.
3 months ago
The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
3 months ago