12 Funny survive quotes

• Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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  3, actually, coffee, day, eat, eating, eating habit, habit, iced, iced coffee, just, meal, meals, people, still, stress, survival, survive

• This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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  change, heat, hell, hot, hot temperature, humor, i, me, realize, survival, survive, temperature, weather

• If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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  12, 1970s, 1980s, 80s, anything, humor, i, keith, Keith Richards, Marlboro, Marlboros, million, resilience, richards, smoking, survival, survive

• I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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  cold, health, humor, i, iron, know, low, low iron, me, survival, survive, winter

• Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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  always, ambition, childhood, ever, expectations, humor, i, irony, kid, life, little, struggle, survive, wanted

• Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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  attitude, being, bullshit, coping, daily, daily life, grace, gracefully, humor, insane, insanity, life, life struggles, only, struggles, survival, survive

• I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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  20s, actually, breaking, curse, empowerment, generational, generational curse, hate, independence, man, marry, me, self-love, survive

• Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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  able, achievement, being, growth, health, humor, introspection, life, mental, mental health, own, personal, personal growth, self-reflection, sometimes, survive, thoughts

• I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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  after, bed, creature, environment, humor, i, kid, kids, living, living creature, okay, parenting, procrastination, saw, spider, survive, tired, too, under

• My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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  catch, change, friend, friends, home, house, humor, i, just, life, life change, nature, outside, pet, release, spider, survive

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