Funny survive quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! 💪🏼👶🏼 Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? 😅 Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! 🎯 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

  Commentary:
  "Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁‍♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

  Commentary:
  "Surviving our own thoughts is like navigating through a minefield of 'what ifs' and 'I should have saids' 🤔💥 But hey, at least we can proudly pat ourselves on the back for making it this far without getting lost in our own heads!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that becoming a spider relocation specialist was the key to making new friends? 🕷️🏡 Now your house spiders are networking while your friends are calling exterminators! Talk about social mobility in the arachnid world! 🕸️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the saga of the eternal survivors in our fridges! 🥦🍓🥬 That healthy food sure knows how to outlast its less resilient companions. Maybe it's secretly plotting its takeover while basking in its longevity. 🤣 #FridgeSurvivalChampion

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