Commentary:
"If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"
12 Funny tale quotes
I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.
Commentary:
"Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"
The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.
Commentary:
"Imagine stumbling upon the house from Hansel and Gretel, only to find it magically transformed into a delicious taco paradise! 🌮🏠 Now that's a spicy twist on a classic tale that is sure to leave your taste buds wanting more! Just make sure not to nibble on the walls, or you might end up attracting some very hungry taco-loving witches! 🌮🧙♀️😄"
I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
Commentary:
"Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! 🐭👠 Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! 💄😂"
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
Commentary:
"Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
Commentary:
"Life isn't a fairy tale, folks! 🧚♀️👠 Unless you find yourself at a party losing your shoe at midnight – then it's safe to say you've had one too many fairy tale cocktails! 🍸🌙 Just call yourself Cinderella and stumble back home!"
Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!
Commentary:
"Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt! It's long enough to reach the tower and then some! 🧝♀️🧾 #ReceiptGoals"
I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.
Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.
Commentary:
"🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙♀️😄"
Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?
Commentary:
Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals