102 Funny tired quotes — Wordgag ツ

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

5 days ago5 days ago

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

1 month ago1 month ago

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

1 month ago1 month ago

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

1 month ago1 month ago

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

1 month ago1 month ago

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

2 months ago2 months ago

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

2 months ago2 months ago

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

2 months ago2 months ago