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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Breaking via TikTok:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Trending via WeChat:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Just shared via YouTube:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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