123 Funny tired quotes

• I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

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  3 hours ago

  fatigue, humor, i, less, reincarnation, tired, wish

• My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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  5 hours ago

  alarm, before, best, humor, minutes, morning, nap, ones, rest, right, sleep, three, tired, wake up

• I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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  5 hours ago

  bed, body, getting, getting out of bed, handle, humor, laziness, morning, morning struggle, much, nonsense, struggle, sure, tired

• They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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  8 hours ago

  feeling, feeling rested, humor, invent, invention, rest, rested, should, sleep, sleeping, tired, type, wake, wake up, where

• Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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  10 hours ago

  court, fake, Fake sport, Funny quote, humor, Lorde, music, notice, pickleball, Pickleball Court, pushing, song, sport, tennis, Tennis Court, tired

• “You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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  11 hours ago

  9, 9 a.m., a.m., am, dislike, humor, Monday, morning, person, relatable, start, start of week, tired, week, work

• I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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  12 hours ago

  born, born tired, death, die, ever, exhaustion, humor, i, lying, tell, tired

• Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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  12 hours ago

  bad, bad screen, fatigue, good, good screen, home, looking, screen, screen fatigue, tired, wait

• Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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  14 hours ago

  drinking, got, humor, lifestyle, self-improvement, sobriety, standard, standards, tired

• Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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  16 hours ago

  communication, humor, i, inform, leave, making, panty, party, public, relationship, remote-controlled, tired, vibrating, vibrating panty, want, wear

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