118 Funny tired quotes

• I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  2 weeks ago

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• For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, am, exhaustion, humor, i, retired, retirement, tired, today, wondering, yes, yesterday

• Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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  2 weeks ago

  another, humor, just, Monday, reheated, repetition, tired, Tuesday, weekday, workweek

• I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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  1 month ago

  conversation, fun, pretending, talking, tired, weather

• My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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  1 month ago

  deprivation, doing, hobby, hours, humor, insomnia, laziness, nothing, procrastination, saying, sleep, sleep deprivation, staying, staying up, three, tired

• It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, blues, day, early, early anxiety, having, humor, Monday, Monday blues, motivation, never, next, procrastination, relatable, sad, sadness, tired, too, weekend, work

• Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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  2 months ago

  chore, dishwasher, excuse, humor, just, parenting, please, pray, prayer, son, tired, unloading, yesterday

• “I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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  2 months ago

  being, budget, complaint, cost, dollars, everything, expense, frustration, getting, heat, money, temperature, tired, weather

• I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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  2 months ago

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