Funny Tired Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through Your Exhaustion! 😴😂

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

5 months ago2 months ago

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Oct 21, 2023Oct 21, 2023

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Oct 3, 2023Oct 3, 2023

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 28, 2023

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 15, 2023

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 2, 2023

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023