Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes
humor
irony
relationship
just
joke
life
food
people
time
social
activity
sarcasm
communication
love
work
know
procrastination
technology
want
someone
parenting
need
think
sleep
never
self-deprecation
family

21 Funny toilet quotes

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

1 month ago

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

1 month ago

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

1 month ago

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

1 month ago

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

1 month ago

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

2 months ago

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

2 months ago

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

3 months ago

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

3 months ago

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

3 months ago

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

3 months ago

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

3 months ago

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

3 months ago

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

3 months ago

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

3 months ago

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

3 months ago

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

3 months ago

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

3 months ago

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

3 months ago

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

3 months ago

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

3 months ago