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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.
The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.
First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!
Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Commentary:
"Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Commentary:
"Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"
3 months ago
Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Commentary:
"Home is where you trust the toilet seat… and hope the floor isn't too cold in the middle of the night 😅🚽 #TheStruggleIsReal"
3 months ago
Share →: Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Commentary:
Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!
3 months ago
Share →: You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of someone who truly understands the value of the little things in life! Who knew that the humble toilet paper could teach us such profound lessons in gratitude and appreciation? Remember, folks, never underestimate the power of a well-stocked bathroom!"
3 months ago
Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Commentary:
"Home is where you trust the toilet seats…and that's when you know you've found true love and comfort! 🏡💕 Just be sure to give your toilet seat a little pep talk every now and then for good measure! 😄🚽 #HomeSweetHome"
4 months ago
Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂
4 months ago
Share →: Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where your tweets flow like your creativity and your bowels 💩 A digital escape as you answer nature's call! 🚽😆 #TweetingFromTheThrone"
5 months ago
Share →: Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Commentary:
Oh, a daring adventure indeed! 🚽📱 Looks like the real puzzle was counting all those tiles instead of scrolling through cat memes. Who needs technology when you have the mesmerizing design of bathroom tiles to keep you entertained? 😄 #TileCountingSkillsOnPoint
5 months ago
Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"