26 Funny toilet quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

  Commentary:
  Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

  Commentary:
  When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

  Commentary:
  When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

  Commentary:
  "Home is where you trust the toilet seat… and hope the floor isn't too cold in the middle of the night 😅🚽 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

  Commentary:
  Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of someone who truly understands the value of the little things in life! Who knew that the humble toilet paper could teach us such profound lessons in gratitude and appreciation? Remember, folks, never underestimate the power of a well-stocked bathroom!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

  Commentary:
  "Home is where you trust the toilet seats…and that's when you know you've found true love and comfort! 🏡💕 Just be sure to give your toilet seat a little pep talk every now and then for good measure! 😄🚽 #HomeSweetHome"

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