11 Funny uncomfortable quotes

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn't very comfortable.

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025