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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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The peace of not knowing.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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15 Funny uncomfortable quotes

Funny uncomfortable quotes are the perfect blend of awkwardness and laughter 😂✨ They capture those cringe-worthy moments we all secretly relate to, turning embarrassment into pure entertainment 🙈🤣 Whether it’s social blunders or those “did I really just say that?” vibes, these quotes keep the mood light and hilarious. Ready to embrace the awkward? Let’s dive into some chuckle-worthy discomfort! 😅🎉

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Seen just now on Slack:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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