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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

3 months ago

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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