Funny quotes unrealistic

Funny unrealistic quotes

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025