12 Funny version quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

  Commentary:
  "Witchcraft: Removed 'thou' broom, added 'thy' algorithm! 🧙‍♀️🤖🔥 #NotAWitchJustTechy"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

  Commentary:
  "☕✨ Sprinkle that magic, and watch as the 'productivity' appears out of nowhere! 😂💪 #CoffeeSpells"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

  Commentary:
  "Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰

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  2 months ago

  Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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  Commentary:
  🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the elusive and rare human manifestation of a headache, talkative, demanding, and ever-present. 🤯💆‍♂️ Beware, approach with caution, and keep aspirin close by at all times!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to unravel my thoughts and emotions is like attempting to untangle a mess of Christmas lights – it's twisted, knotted, and sometimes just ends up in a heap on the floor 🎄😅 #TangledHumanProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of the not-so-subtle villain monologue in disguise! 🦹‍♂️😏 It's like a game of 'Spot the Villain' where the clues are hidden in plain sight. It's all fun and games until you realize you're already in their evil master plan. 🤔😈 Stay alert, folks, you never know who might be spinning a sneaky narrative!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

  Commentary:
  💁‍♀️👶 What a clever observation! Nicole Kidman starring in a movie called Babygirl is just too fitting – it's like a playful nod to her surname! No wonder she shines in roles that are simply meant to be 👏 #PerfectMatch #BabygirlNicole

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"

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