18 Funny web quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

  Commentary:
  Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

  Commentary:
  "Life is short, so remember to prioritize arguing with strangers online over meaningful interactions and personal growth! 🕸️💻😆 #LifeGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, welcome to the edgier side of the internet – where memes wear black and cookies are sprinkled with a hint of existential crisis. 🕶️💻 Embrace the shadows of "The Darker Web," where the ones and zeros are as mysterious as your browsing history. Who needs sunshine when you have encrypted darkness? 🌑🕸️ #KeepingItCryptic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out! ☕️ If you see someone without their coffee, be warned – they might just be a ☠️ caffeine deficiency time bomb ready to explode! Remember folks, always carry a spare cup for safety. 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️💻 Ah, the mystical creatures known as web experts – their knowledge knows no bounds! 🧠💡 They must have attended the University of Google🎓 and obtained a Ph.D. in Online Wisdom! 🤣🌐 Just remember, not all that glitters on the web is gold! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

  Commentary:
  Ah, spiders – the original web developers with a knack for finding bugs! 🕷️🕸️ Who knew they were the true masters of debugging? They spin, they crawl, they catch bugs – the multitasking skills are real! 😄 #WebDevelopmentHumor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

  Commentary:
  "Who says insanity can't be romantic? 💻🤪 Let's navigate the tangled web of love together! 🕸️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your eight-legged friend is really taking the term "joyride" to a whole new level! 🕷️🚘 Who knew that your car spider moonlights as a web designer? Hope you have some extra flies in the glove compartment for a quick snack while you wait for your little critter to finish their masterpiece! 🕸️🍴

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how the internet allows us to have virtual friends we'd never trust to feed our pets? 🤣🚪 #FriendshipOnTheWeb

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a refreshing dose of chaos on the web? 😜☕️ Embrace the madness and let the internet be your morning rollercoaster ride! 🎢💻 #GoodMorningChaos"

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