18 Funny web quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.
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  3 months ago

  View →: A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.
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  4 months ago

  View →: According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?
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  5 months ago

  View →: My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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