116 Funny weird quotes

• Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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• Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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• Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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• Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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  attitude, beauty, confidence, count, empowerment, energy, girls, humor, ignore, independence, mindset, positivity, pretty, self-care, self-love, sit, weird

• Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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• What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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  awkwardness, humor, intimacy, kill, life, relationships, resilience, weird

• They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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