71 Funny weird quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

  Commentary:
  "Armed robbers really need to brush up on their negotiation skills. It's like, hello, I'm broke, buddy! 💸😂 Maybe they should consider offering financial consultations instead of robbing people! 💼💰"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your quirks like a boss and strut your weirdness with pride! 🌟 Own that awkward dance move or bizarre hobby – confidence is the key to standing out in a world full of wannabes! 🤪💃 #WeirdAndProud"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: Expert in awkwardness 🤪 Who needs pickup lines when you've got a collection of bizarre statements? Just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 🍝😅 #AwkwardlyCharming"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Life is weird and then you die.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a rollercoaster that ends with a really abrupt drop-off 🎢😂. So buckle up, enjoy the ride, and try not to spill your popcorn! 🍿😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning! May your coffee be stronger than your boss's weirdness today! ☕️😄 Remember, caffeine is the best defense against odd bosses and Monday blues!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

  Commentary:
  "Driving a newer car is like realizing you can't find the 'Shake on Highway' setting – maybe it's a feature they only include in vintage models? 🤔🚗 #LostInTechnology"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

  Commentary:
  Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner weirdness – after all, normal is overrated! 🤪 Be proudly quirky and delightfully odd, because being unique is way more fun! 🦄😜 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

  Commentary:
  🤪 Don't worry if you feel a bit odd at work – remember, someone out there probably thinks you're their quirky coworker! Embrace your uniqueness, because let's face it, normal is overrated anyway! 🤣 #WeirdAndProud #OfficeAntics

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