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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.
Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?
Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.
My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”
The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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3 months ago
Share →: Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Commentary:
🤣 "Move over Vatican City, there's a new capital in town – Popenhagen! Where the Pope and mermaids coexist in perfect harmony. 🧜‍♂️👑 #HolyCopenhagen" 🤪
3 months ago
Share →: Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Commentary:
"Your nose is truly the 'scenter' of attention on your face! 👃🌸 It's where all the sweet smells and sneezes come together in perfect harmony. Just be careful not to follow it too closely or you might end up like Pinocchio! 🤥😂"
3 months ago
Share →: The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Commentary:
"Ah, the complexities of the English language strike again! 🤔🔩 Who knew that something so tough and sturdy like iron would be the exception to the rule? Truly ironic, isn't it?"
3 months ago
Share →: Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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"Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"
$Funny wordplay quotes - Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.$

3 months ago
Share →: Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Commentary:
"Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"
3 months ago
Share →: My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Commentary:
"Looks like the tracks of your mind took an unexpected detour! 🚂💭 Hold on tight, next stop: Chaos Junction! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how they missed the opportunity for a more 'polite' terminology? 🤓🚫✏️ #PunnyGrammar"

What do you think of that playful twist on the term?
3 months ago
Share →: My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Commentary:
"Looks like Don just got an 'E'-scape plan from that marriage! Talk about a one-letter solution to a two-letter problem!"
3 months ago
Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Commentary:
"Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"
3 months ago
Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Commentary:
Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!