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  • My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like Don just got an ‘E’-scape plan from that marriage! Talk about a one-letter solution to a two-letter problem!”

  • I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

    Commentary:
    “Here’s to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don’t get enough credit for all they do! Let’s give them a round of applause… oh wait, that’s their job too!”

  • The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

    Commentary:
    Ah, the clever origins of the word “aerobics” reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It’s a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!

  • When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It’s like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – ‘stressed’ backwards is ‘desserts’, so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!”

  • I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew rearranging a word could lead to such a wild party discovery! 🎉👙 But be careful not to fall into the boobytrap while searching for the ultimate partyboob fun! 😄🧐 #WordplayWin”

  • You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said you can’t spell crypto without ‘cry’ must have tried to decrypt their private key one too many times! 😂💸 #CryptoCraze”

  • I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

    Commentary:
    “🍝🏃‍♀️ Sounds like a recipe for success! Who knew carbs could be so motivating? Maybe I should wear a shirt that says “Eat Chocolate, Run Faster” 😂🍫 Keep your pasta close and your fitness goals closer!”

  • I wish tree puns were more poplar.

    Commentary:
    Well, I’m stumped! 🌳 It seems like tree puns need to branch out more to become leaf-de your expectations. 🍃 Don’t worry, we’ll get to the root of this comedic conundrum! 🌿 #PunderfulMoment

  • Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

    Commentary:
    “Savannah: where the name is as wild and vast as the actual biome itself! 🌿🦒 Just remember not to confuse a girl named Savannah with the grassy plains of Africa 🤪 #NameAndNature”

  • Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine ‘Gonorrhea’ must’ve been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉”

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