218 Funny year quotes

• It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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  3 weeks ago

  argue, baby, crazy, daily, day, every, first year, humor, life, parenting, year

• Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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  3 weeks ago

  Christmas, coca, Coca Cola, cola, cold, every, freezing, heat, humor, irony, just, nowhere, seasonal, seen, shows, time, truck, year

• My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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  3 weeks ago

  amazing, center, doing, flowers, garden, gardening, humor, i, left, outdoor, where, year

• One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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  3 weeks ago

  aging, birth, birth date, date, forms, getting, getting older, halfway, having, humor, i, nap, noticed, observation, older, online, online forms, scrolling, short, stop, technology, thing, year

• Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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  3 weeks ago

  4, 4 billion years, age, billion, celebration, day, Earth, Earth Day, environment, every, happy, hotter, humor, nature, over, time, year, year’s

• The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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  3 weeks ago

  celebration, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, festive, holiday, humor, joke, lot, sense, tree, year, year round

• Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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  3 weeks ago

  back, birth, humor, late, media, procrastination, scroll, social, social media, sorry, time, year

• If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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  3 weeks ago

  alien, away, dinosaur, dinosaurs, humor, light, light year, million, observation, science, science humor, space, telescope, time, time travel, travel, watching, year

• Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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  3 weeks ago

  age, animal, animals, crazy, family, funny question, humor, mom, older, only, question, why, year

• If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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  3 weeks ago

  1, 2007, day, detox, digital, digital detox, disconnect, humor, nostalgia, outside, phone, realize, still, technology, turn, year

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