Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Life lesson: 'sure' is just 'nope' in disguise π€·ββοΈπ«π " Related Funny Posts π€ I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half donβt know how to do math. My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. I am half agony, half hope.