Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.