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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Just landed via TikTok:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

Just shared via X:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Trending via Facebook:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Making waves on Facebook:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Just shared via Threads:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

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The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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100 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

49 shares on X this month:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

89 shares on Slack this month:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Making waves on Twitch:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Just landed via TikTok:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Live now on Facebook:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Just shared via Reddit:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Just landed via X:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My parents think they know me.

Spotted on Twitch:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Making waves on WeChat:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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