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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.