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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Oh good. Another day.

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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