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  • Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.
  • Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?
  • Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
  • Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.
  • Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.