Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,382

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Spotted on Telegram:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Spotted on Instagram:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Spotted on X:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Just shared via X:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Spotted on Discord:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Spotted on X:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

3 weeks ago

Funny Quotes

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Who knew my laundry day outfit was actually fashion-forward? 😎👖👕

casual, casual wear, clothing, denim, denim jean, fashion, jean, jeans, outfit, style, tee, underestimate, wear, white, white tee

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

51 shares on Threads this month:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Time needs a speed limit.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

42 shares on Threads this month:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

27 shares on X this month:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Shared recently on X:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Trending via Threads:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

Seen just now on Instagram:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Trending via Slack:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Trending via Threads:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨