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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

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Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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