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Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
42 Funny 3 quotes
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬
Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.
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So true! It's like dating a Transformer, but without the cool car upgrade 😂🚗💥
Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?
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Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃♀️☕️😅
Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.
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All that time and effort, but at least you'll be rich… in tomatoes! 🍅💰😄
How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.
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Sounds like my room cleaning plan too: step 4, wake up surrounded by "important" treasures! 🕰️🛏️😅
Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.
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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.
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"Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨"
THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.
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"Who needs a grueling Ironman when you can conquer the challenge of consecutive social gatherings?! 🎉🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🥂 #SocialButterfly"
Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?
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Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨