Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Wake me up when I’m rich!

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.