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2 weeks ago
Share →: How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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"Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"
1 month ago
Share →: Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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Looks like the real luxury isn't in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉
2 months ago
Share →: Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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"Studying so hard that Dior starts looking like Shein? 🤓👗 Don't worry, soon you'll be rocking those textbooks as your latest fashion statement 💁‍♂️📚 #FashionistaScholar"
2 months ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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"Work smarter, not harder… or just leave early! 😂💼 Don't worry, it's never too late to embrace your inner 'early leaver' dreams! 🕒👩‍💼 #WorkLifeBalanceGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Wake me up when I’m rich!

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"Why wait for wealth to wake you up? I say wake up now and hustle for that cash, honey! 💸💤 #DreamsAndDollars"
3 months ago
Share →: I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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"Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin' in! 💸😂 #WorkSmartNotHard"
4 months ago
Share →: I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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Well, they say half the battle is admitting it, so you're off to a good start! Just remember, being "crazy rich" might sound like a wild ride, but don't forget to pack your sanity along for the journey. Who knows, maybe you'll end up with a fortune cookie that says, "Insanity is the key to riches… and also, don't forget to tip your waiter."
5 months ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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"Ah, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! 💪🏼👶🏼 Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? 😅 Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! 🎯 #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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"Who knew that the key to taking over the world was a cozy pillow and a comfortable blanket? 💤🌍 Just imagine a villain snuggled up in their lair, dreaming of all the mischief they could cause once they wake up refreshed and ready to conquer. Watch out, world, nap time is over soon! 😈💤"