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Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Going viral on Telegram:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Trending via TikTok:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Going viral on Slack:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Spotted on YouTube:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Shared recently on Threads:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

28 shares on X this month:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,766

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

My recliner and I go way back.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Just landed via WeChat:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Spotted on YouTube:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Making waves on Messenger:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Spotted on Telegram:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Just landed via Reddit:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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