30 Funny anger quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

  Commentary:
  "When your hair decides it's having a rebellious day, and you realize it's won the argument yet again! 💇‍♀️😤🤦‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, unleash your inner Hulk! 🥊🍋😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Short men store so much anger in their little body.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those tiny but mighty guys are packing a serious punch of attitude! 💥👊 Remember, big personalities come in small packages — and apparently, a lot of fiery energy too! 🔥😄 Who knew anger management could be so compact? 📦😅

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

  Commentary:
  "Old people be like: 'Back in my day, we didn't even have tired!' 😂💤 #YouthfulExhaustion"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic pen-clicking dilemma – caught between the wrath of others and the undeniable urge to fidget! It's like a battle of wills, with the pen emerging as the unsuspecting weapon of choice. Just one more click for the road, right? Who knew such a tiny device could spark such big emotions!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs anger management when you can just outsource the blame, right? It's all about efficiency – why work on yourself when you can just work on annoying others less?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, someone's about to clean up the evidence of their rage! 🧹😡 Say goodbye to that grime and hello to sparkling floors and vengeance! 💪✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to turn their s'mores into a balanced meal! 🍢🥦 Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! 🔥😂 #MarshmallowMathematics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever came up with the concept of being 'a little' angry clearly never met this person! 😂🔥 Don't mess with them unless you're prepared for some serious wrath! 💥💢 #NoHalfMeasures"

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