92 Funny best quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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  "Ah, the magic of mobile time dilation! 🕒😄 Who knew 10 minutes could stretch into 3 hours of endless scrolling and funny cat videos? 📱🐱 Sweet dreams and strong Wi-Fi signals to all!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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  Oh, the good old days when hide and seek was the ultimate challenge! 🙈 Who knew that finding a perfect hiding spot could be so crucial for survival? 😂 Ah, the innocence of childhood, when the only worry was hoping your friends wouldn't find you behind that tree or under the kitchen table! 🌳🏠 #NostalgiaAtItsFinest

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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  "Ah, the blissful 5 seconds of morning amnesia – when you can pretend to be anyone you want before reality hits 🌅😂 Embrace the mystery and make the most of those fleeting moments of identity crisis!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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  "Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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  "Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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  Ah, the joys of summer! 🌞🕶️ Nothing says "seasonal entertainment" quite like the thrill of witnessing a flip-flop fumble 😅👣 Just remember, in the battle of man vs. flip flop, gravity always wins! Keep your eyes peeled for some toe-tally hilarious moments this summer! 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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  "Ah, the eternal struggle between punctuality and perfection! 🕰️⏳ Who has the time to be punctual when you're busy crafting greatness? 😄 Better late with flair than early and bland, am I right? ⏰🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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  Well, it's a toilet revolution versus a taco temptation crisis in Japan! 🚽🌮 It's like having a luxurious bidet but missing out on the spicy kick of a burrito 🌶️. Kind of like driving a Ferrari in bumper-to-bumper traffic – all that power but nowhere to unleash it! 🏎️ #ToiletTroublesVsTacoTime

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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  🤣 Oh, the good old "eat all your food to be big and strong" lie! But hey, no one said anything about being strong AND slim, right? Looks like someone took that advice a bit too literally… Just big, indeed! 💪🍔🤷‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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  "Best friends are like undercover agents willingly exposing themselves to the madness 😜🕵️‍♂️ No matter how many crazy antics you pull, they've got your back – and maybe a straightjacket just in case! 🤪🤝 #FriendshipGoals"

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