Funny birds quotes

Sorry I didn't respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025