15 funny birds quotes - Wordgag ツ

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Feb 3, 2026

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Feb 2, 2026

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Feb 2, 2026

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Feb 2, 2026

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Feb 1, 2026

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Feb 1, 2026

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Jan 31, 2026

I have friends in high places (birds).

Jan 31, 2026

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Jan 31, 2026

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Jan 31, 2026Feb 28, 2026

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Jan 30, 2026

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Jan 23, 2026

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Jan 22, 2026

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Jan 19, 2026

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Jan 18, 2026