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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?
No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
Listen to the birds, not the news.
Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?
I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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1 month ago
Share →: Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Commentary:
"Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎"
2 months ago
Share →: I have friends in high places (birds).

Commentary:
"Who knew I was such a social 'falcon-thrope'? 😂🦅☁️"
2 months ago
Share →: Listen to the birds, not the news.

Commentary:
"Because birds won't stress you out with breaking news about worm shortages! 🐦📰😅"
3 months ago
Share →: Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Commentary:
Oh, I can just picture it now! A bird with feather extensions, belting out tunes while other birds nod in approval and throw birdseed instead of flowers 🐦🎤🌟. Maybe they even have a reality show called "The Nest Voice"!
3 months ago
Share →: No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Commentary:
"Nature: where dinosaurs go to reinvent themselves with a feathered makeover 🦕➡️🦖➡️🐦 Who knew evolution had a flair for fashion? 🌿 #NatureTransformations #DinosaursAreBirds"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅
5 months ago
Share →: I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Commentary:
"Who's the real genius here? 😹🍕 Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! 🍕🕊️ #PizzaLovers"