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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Breaking via WeChat:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Breaking via YouTube:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Trending via YouTube:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Just shared via X:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Seen just now on Facebook:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Funny birds quotes 🐦✨ bring a burst of laughter and feathered fun to your day! Whether you’re a bird lover or just need a quirky pick-me-up, these witty and cheeky sayings will have you chirping with joy 😂🎉. Get ready to soar into a world where humor takes flight and every tweet is a smile in disguise! 😄🦜

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1 week ago
Share →: A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Commentary:
When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
1 week ago
Share →: Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Commentary:
"Absolutely! I bet they critique our flying skills too! 🐦👀😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Commentary:
"Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎"
2 months ago
Share →: I have friends in high places (birds).

Commentary:
"Who knew I was such a social 'falcon-thrope'? 😂🦅☁️"
2 months ago
Share →: Listen to the birds, not the news.

Commentary:
"Because birds won't stress you out with breaking news about worm shortages! 🐦📰😅"
3 months ago
Share →: Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Commentary:
Oh, I can just picture it now! A bird with feather extensions, belting out tunes while other birds nod in approval and throw birdseed instead of flowers 🐦🎤🌟. Maybe they even have a reality show called "The Nest Voice"!
4 months ago
Share →: No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Commentary:
"Nature: where dinosaurs go to reinvent themselves with a feathered makeover 🦕➡️🦖➡️🐦 Who knew evolution had a flair for fashion? 🌿 #NatureTransformations #DinosaursAreBirds"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅
6 months ago
Share →: I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Commentary:
"Who's the real genius here? 😹🍕 Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! 🍕🕊️ #PizzaLovers"

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Just shared via Reddit:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Just landed via Reddit:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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