14 Funny birds quotes

• Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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  asking, band, bird, bird song, birds, humor, know, Metallica, music, outside, rock, rock band, song, window

• Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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  activity, balcony, bird, birds, cat, coffee, companion, course, every, funny interaction, i, interaction, me, morning, outdoor, outdoor activity, pet, pet companion, routine, say, sit, watch, yes

• “What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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  arrival, ask, bird, birds, ETA, humor, question, sky, travel, waiting

• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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  amusing, animals, bird, birds, communication, couple, fight, fighting, humor, i, nature, outside, playful, therapist, therapy, think, third, wait

• Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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  aging, animals, birds, humor, observation, older, once, people-watching, start, think

• Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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  animals, birds, chaos, going, humor, love, morning, thing, why

• I have friends in high places (birds).

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  birds, friends, high, high places, humor, i, nature, places, witty

• Listen to the birds, not the news.

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  birds, distraction, humor, listen, mindfulness, nature, news, relaxation

• Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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  animals, bird, birds, celebrity, humor, recognition, singing, well

• No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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  birds, dinosaurs, evolution, humor, i, irony, nature, respect, turn

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