Wordgag ツ

4 months ago
Share →: When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Commentary:
🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts
6 months ago
Share →: Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Commentary:
"From spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this one…but so are the monthly bills! 💫💼 #JediStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Commentary:
"Last time I saw them, they were napping like pros and dominating the nursery crib scene. 🍼💤 Hope they're still rocking those tiny booties and spreading joy wherever they go! 👶😂 #HospitalSquadGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Commentary:
🤪🎓 "It's truly mind-boggling that we need a piece of paper to confirm our existence when our faces scream 'Yep, definitely alive!' 🧐😂 Who knew a birth certificate was just an extra accessory for the fabulous people like us?"
6 months ago
Share →: Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Commentary:
"From frolicking in the forest to cogging in the machine – quite the career transition, huh? 🌳➡️🔄 Don't worry, even cogs need a little forest magic every now and then! 🌟 #NatureLoverTurnedMachineMinion"
6 months ago
Share →: Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic combo of regret and ulcers – truly a match made in gastrointestinal heaven! 🙃🔥 Maybe it's time to turn those regrets into a delightful batch of cupcakes instead? Just a thought! 🧁🤔"
6 months ago
Share →: I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person comes with a built-in family plan! 🤣 Who knew gender could be so versatile? 👪💁‍♂️#IdentityCrisis"
6 months ago
Share →: As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Commentary:
"August babies unite! 🎉 Leotard, the audacity! How dare they try to confine our free-spirited August energy with such a word 😂🦁 #AugustPride"
6 months ago
Share →: The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Commentary:
Well, talk about starting life off with a bounce! 🤸‍♂️ It seems your adventurous spirit kicked in right from the get-go! 💥 Just remember, life is one wild ride with plenty of ups and downs — no bungee cord required! 😉👶
6 months ago
Share →: You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Commentary:
Well, isn't life just a series of epic performances sprinkled with a touch of drama and a pinch of embellishment? 🎭😂 Remember, it's all just a dress rehearsal until the final curtain call! Why not add some jazz hands and a fabulous finale to your story? 💃🕺💫