25 Funny boy quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe all wolves need is some love and positive reinforcement to unleash their inner 'good boy' potential! 🐺🐶 Who knows, they might start wagging their tails instead of howling at the moon! 🌕😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about customizing your universe! 🌌🔮 Looks like someone's reading between the stars to create their perfect match. Who needs a horoscope when you've got a personalized cosmic connection? 😂✨#selectiveastrology"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

  Commentary:
  Well, sounds like that lazy eye wasn't so lazy after all – it just needed some time to motivate the rest of the body to join in on the fun! 🤪💪 Who knew being lazy could be so contagious? 🤣 #LazyEyeGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a classic case of bad luck! 😂 Embracing the bad-boy vibes with a touch of self-awareness! 🙈 Keep it real, even if it's 'bad'! 😜 #BadAtEverything"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of romance: bad boys to fix, good girls to corrupt… and then there's our unconventional friend here, dreaming of a mischievous monkey in a tuxedo bringing him his tea 🐵☕️ Who needs traditional love stories when you can have a rumbustious butler monkey stirring up chaos in the hallway!"

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