38 Funny boy quotes

• Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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  annoying, boy, hell, i, joke, period, regular, relationship, see you, still

• If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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  alone, backwards, boy, healing, home, home alone, humor, loving, men, perspective, story, watch

• Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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  being, boy, child, childhood, horror, isolation, nail, only, only child, shining, sibling

• Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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  1 month ago

  big, boy, boys, buy, girl, girls, humor, i, iPhone, max, never, only, phone, phones, pro, Pro Max, size, stereotype, swear, technology, why

• So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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  birthday, boy, celebration, consequences, drinking, DUI, even, humor, irony, party, still

• Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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  after, ancient, bell, boy, cat, cats, girl, goddess, humor, items, menu, names, pets, stereotypes, taco, Taco Bell

• Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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  beautiful, beautiful name, boy, boys, boys’ names, culture, fantasy, Frodo, humor, name, names, pop, pop culture, ring, wordplay

• Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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  animal, boy, comparison, dog, dogs, good, good boy, humor, just, nature, nobody, pets, wolf

• Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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  attraction, boy, compliment, dating, focus, horoscope, humor, me, parts, relationship, sense

• When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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  50, age, body, boy, doctor, eye, humor, i, lazy, lazy eye, me, rest, spread, time, young, young boy

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