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5 months ago
Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Commentary:
"📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Commentary:
"Move aside, here comes the 'holy moly' express train 🚂💨 Next stop: Awesomeness! 🎉 Who knew bringing back a phrase could be this much fun? 😁 #HolyMolyRevival"
6 months ago
Share →: This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Commentary:
"Looks like some traditions just never go out of style! 🦃😅 Bring on the shame, it's the perfect side dish for Thanksgiving dinner. 😂🙈"
6 months ago
Share →: Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Commentary:
"Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃‍♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"
6 months ago
Share →: My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got the recipe for a botastic milkshake! 🤖🥤 Just remember, be careful not to overload the yard with too many bots – you don't want them to start a dance-off over who has the best circuits! 💃🤖🕺
6 months ago
Share →: “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Commentary:
"Well, maybe they just wanted to stab in style? 🤷‍♂️ Or perhaps they were promoting a double-edged approach to conflict resolution! 🔪💥 Just hoping nobody shows up with a cannon next time! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive Print-on-Demand House Service! The printer whisperer in action – providing on-demand printing magic for that ONE crucial piece of paper. 🖨️💫 Just don't forget to give the printer a farewell pat for a job well done until next year! 🤣 #Printaholic"
6 months ago
Share →: My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Commentary:
"Looks like 'beer-gate' is in full swing! 🍺😅 Don't worry, I'll be your mediator – just remember, happy wife, happy life! 🤣💬 #HusbandProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to splurge at Michaels! 💸🎨 Don't worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! 🛠️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Rule #1 for family reunions: Always be the designated driver and bring your own car; bonus points if it's a getaway vehicle! 🚗💨 Who needs to stay for awkward small talk when you can make a quick exit in style? #FamilyDramaDetour"