18 Funny camera quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

  Commentary:
  "Self-checkout cameras: turning everyday shopping trips into dramatic episodes of our own lives since forever! 💸📸😱 #SelfieScare #DramaticShopping"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

  Commentary:
  Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he's accidentally treating the bathroom like a photo shoot! 📸 Maybe he's just trying to go for that "caught in the act" aesthetic? 🚽😄 Just a heads-up buddy, it's not the best setting for a surprise photo op! #BathroomBlunders

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical 40s where your eyes decide to go rogue and start playing their own game of focus and blur! 📸😄 It's like your vision decided to embrace the art of abstract photography just in time for midlife crisis shots! 🎨👁️‍🗨️ #BlurryButFabulous"

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

  Commentary:
  📸 "It's the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it's a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it's just the universe's way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦"

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