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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Broadcasted on Threads:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Trending via YouTube:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Going viral on WeChat:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Live now on Discord:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Making waves on Reddit:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Reported on LinkedIn:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Making waves on Facebook:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Spotted on Telegram:

“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Spotted on TikTok:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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6 months ago
Share →: Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"
6 months ago
Share →: The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Commentary:
Looks like he's accidentally treating the bathroom like a photo shoot! 📸 Maybe he's just trying to go for that "caught in the act" aesthetic? 🚽😄 Just a heads-up buddy, it's not the best setting for a surprise photo op! #BathroomBlunders
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Commentary:
"Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical 40s where your eyes decide to go rogue and start playing their own game of focus and blur! 📸😄 It's like your vision decided to embrace the art of abstract photography just in time for midlife crisis shots! 🎨👁️‍🗨️ #BlurryButFabulous"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Commentary:
"Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"
6 months ago
Share →: If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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📸 "It's the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it's a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it's just the universe's way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦"

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Spotted on Facebook:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Live now on WeChat:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Trending via Twitch:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Going viral on Reddit:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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