185 Funny change quotes

• If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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  2 weeks ago

  career, career change, change, coding, gathering, humor, hunting, joke, tech, tech joke

• Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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  3 weeks ago

  accept, acceptance, change, courage, difference, grant, grok, humor, i, inspiration, know, me, serenity, things, wisdom

• It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

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  3 weeks ago

  change, communication, free, Funny, got, humor, irony, language, technology, translation, universal, world

• I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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  3 weeks ago

  change, city, city life, good, humor, i, life, life change, me, miserable, misery, move, need, new, New York, sarcasm, think, york

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  3 weeks ago

  being, catalyst, change, current, doing, exist, future, future self, growth, hard, hard thing, i, improvement, just, me, motivation, myself, personal, personal growth, realization, self, self-improvement, thing, things, version

• When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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  3 weeks ago

  cat, cats, certain, change, dog, dogs, flower, flowers, humor, media, notice, picture, pictures, profile, profile picture, social, social media, stereotype, weight, woman, women

• There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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  1 month ago

  Adam, Adam Sandler, better, change, change clothes, changing, clothes, comfort, coming, feeling, fit, home, outfit, relaxation, sandler

• Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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  1 month ago

  change, conversation, humor, i, name, phrase, pun, want, wordplay

• Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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  1 month ago

  active, babe, before, change, chat, conversation, group, group chat, humor, joke, media, relationship, right, social, social media, sorry, texting, timing, trying

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  1 month ago

  attractive, attractiveness, bridge, change, comparison, cool, flattering, friend, humor, image, insecurity, jump, less, me, myself, perception, photo, seeing, self, self-image, want

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