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3 months ago
Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Commentary:
"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"
3 months ago
Share →: I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Commentary:
🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷
3 months ago
Share →: “You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'You've changed!' remark. 🙄 Well, better to change and not like you than to stay the same and still not like you, right? 😂💁‍♂️"
3 months ago
Share →: You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of transitioning from party animal to clean freak! 🎶🧹 Looks like it's bye-bye hangovers, hello sparkling countertops! Who knew adulthood could be this rhythmic? 💃🕺 #CleaningJam #AdultingWin
4 months ago
Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
4 months ago
Share →: I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Commentary:
"Who says breaking up can't be a win-win situation? 🙌 When life hands you lemons, sometimes divorce hands you the whole fruit basket! 🍋😂#ProblemSolved"
4 months ago
Share →: I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic transition from being cool to becoming an expert in complaining about noise levels! 🕺🤐 It's like a rite of passage into adulting where our ability to enjoy a loud party is overshadowed by our desire for peace and quiet. 🎉🔇 Who knew that one day our idea of fun would involve searching for the elusive "mute" button in real life? 🤪🔊 #AdultingIssues
4 months ago
Share →: May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Commentary:
"May her tire get flat with a dude who can't change it. Talk about a road trip gone wrong! 🤣🚗 #KarmaIsReal"
4 months ago
Share →: Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Commentary:
“Passwords are like underwear: Keep them hidden, refresh them often, and definitely don’t be handing them out to random passersby! 🙈🔒 #PasswordProtection101″