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Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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Spotted on Telegram:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Seen just now on Instagram:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Spotted on Messenger:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Spreading quickly via X:

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Going viral on Telegram:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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84 shares on Pinterest this month:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

93 shares on Slack this month:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Spotted on Threads:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Making waves on X:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Just landed via Threads:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Trending via X:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Just landed via Instagram:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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