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Ugh, but profoundly.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Live now on Discord:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Just landed via Discord:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Spotted on Telegram:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Funny cheat quotes bring a hilarious twist to those sneaky moments when bending the rules feels just right 😜🎲 Whether you’re sharing a laugh with friends or poking fun at your own little shortcuts, these witty lines turn cheating into pure comedy gold 😂💡 Ready to giggle and maybe rethink your strategy? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on cheating that’ll have you LOL-ing every time! 🎉🤪

New funny cheat quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Commentary:
"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! 😂💼💔"
2 months ago
Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Commentary:
"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
2 months ago
Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
2 months ago
Share →: They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Commentary:
When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨
3 months ago
Share →: Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Commentary:
"Whoever is dating my ex, better bring a cheat sheet! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 #DodgingTheBullet"
6 months ago
Share →: (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Commentary:
"Whoa, diving straight into the deep end of the relationship pool, are we? 💔💬 Better buckle up for this rollercoaster of a conversation, folks! 🎢😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… looks like even taxes can be deceitful! 😱🤑 Who knew that your accountant was working behind your back with numbers from another tax return! Time to audit your relationship with taxes and show them who's the true boss! 💔💸 #TaxDrama #CheatingTaxes
6 months ago
Share →: If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Commentary:
"Turning betrayal into a family affair! 👪🔥 Who needs a cheating boyfriend when you can upgrade to a upgraded model? 😂👴 #UltimateRevenge #StepSonGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Commentary:
"Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! 🙈 Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. 😂 #CrushInvisibleToCrush"
6 months ago
Share →: The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone was caught red-handed 😂🕵️‍♂️ Cheating on exams, huh? That's one way to keep things interesting! 🤓📚 #ExamsAreOverrated"

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Spotted on Reddit:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Just shared via X:

I would like even faster food.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Going viral on Messenger:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Breaking via Discord:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Just shared via Slack:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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