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1 month ago
Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Commentary:
"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
1 month ago
Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
2 months ago
Share →: They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Commentary:
When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨
2 months ago
Share →: Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Commentary:
"Whoever is dating my ex, better bring a cheat sheet! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 #DodgingTheBullet"
5 months ago
Share →: (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Commentary:
"Whoa, diving straight into the deep end of the relationship pool, are we? 💔💬 Better buckle up for this rollercoaster of a conversation, folks! 🎢😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… looks like even taxes can be deceitful! 😱🤑 Who knew that your accountant was working behind your back with numbers from another tax return! Time to audit your relationship with taxes and show them who's the true boss! 💔💸 #TaxDrama #CheatingTaxes
5 months ago
Share →: If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Commentary:
"Turning betrayal into a family affair! 👪🔥 Who needs a cheating boyfriend when you can upgrade to a upgraded model? 😂👴 #UltimateRevenge #StepSonGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Commentary:
"Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! 🙈 Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. 😂 #CrushInvisibleToCrush"
5 months ago
Share →: The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone was caught red-handed 😂🕵️‍♂️ Cheating on exams, huh? That's one way to keep things interesting! 🤓📚 #ExamsAreOverrated"