Funny checkout quotes

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

  Commentary:
  "Standing at the checkout line is like being in a reverse popularity contest. 😂🛒 Those in front are the contenders, while the real winners are quietly waiting at the back! 🥇 #BackOfTheLineForTheWin"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

  Commentary:
  "Who's with me on this petition to flip the hotel check-in and check-out times upside down? It's time to level the playing field for all the late-night party animals and those who just want to squeeze in a few more minutes of snooze! 🛏️⏰ #HotelCheckInRebel"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Amazon should definitely introduce a 'drunk-shopping detector' to save us from regrettable purchases made under the influence. Because let's face it, no one needs a life-size inflatable unicorn at 3 am after a few too many drinks!"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the kingly art of choosing the slowest checkout line—truly a Jedi master level skill! 💁‍♂️⏳ May your patience be everlasting, and your groceries never wilt in the wait! 🛒😅 #ChampionOfCheckoutChaos"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅‍♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! Waiting in line for more than 10 minutes should come with a golden ticket 🎫 to Candyland! 🍭 Who knew grocery shopping would turn into a sweet adventure? 😄"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate talent of navigating the treacherous checkout line maze! 🛒🤦‍♂️ It's like a secret power that always leads to the slowest line! Who knew selective incompetence could be so prevalent at the register? 😅 #ShoppingChronicles"

For even more funny checkout quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny checkout quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌