Funny checkout quotes

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Amazon's checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you've been clearly drunk-shopping.

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025