Funny checkout quotes

• I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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  2 months ago

  after, check, check-in, checkout, hospitality, hotel, hours, humor, i, industry, joke, mean, time, travel

• It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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  2 months ago

  assistance, checkout, complete, employees, experience, funny experience, help, humor, me, self-checkout, shopping, three, yesterday

• I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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  2 months ago

  checkout, checkout line, cool, everyone, front, frustration, hate, humor, i, line, me, shopping

• Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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  2 months ago

  around, check-in, check-out, checkout, confusion, frustration, hotel, petition, time, travel, WTF

• Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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  2 months ago

  Amazon, breathalyzer, checkout, drunk, feature, humor, needs, order, shopping

• Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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  2 months ago

  always, brag, checkout, checkout line, funny observation, grocery, grocery store, humor, i, line, moving, observation, pick, shopping, slow, store

• If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, breathing, check, checkout, checkout line, close, humor, interaction, line, me, neck, pay, personal, personal space, sarcasm, shopping, situation, social, social interaction, space, stand, stuff, too, well

• If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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  2 months ago

  candy, checkout, free, grocery, humor, line, longer, minutes, patience, shopping, should, store, treat

• Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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  2 months ago

  before, checkout, checkout line, everyone, experience, filled, frustration, humor, life, line, mine, never, people, picking, shopping, talent

• The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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  5 months ago

  check, checkout, convenience, guest, guest checkout, hero, let, me, online, online shopping, real, shopping, website, websites

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