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4 months ago
Share →: It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Commentary:
"I wasn't naked, I was just rocking out to some tunes! 🎶📻 Who needs clothes when you've got music, right? 😂 #RadioIsLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Commentary:
"Ah, gravity, the eternal prankster, always aiming for that cheeky pants-down moment. It's like your own personal wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen! Stay strong, keep that belt tight, and give gravity a run for its money!"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Commentary:
"Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"
5 months ago
Share →: Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Commentary:
"Ah, the enigmatic ways of hoodies – some are just born to hoodie differently, marching to the beat of their own hood strings 🤷‍♂️🧥 #HoodieConfusion"
5 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Commentary:
Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷‍♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕
6 months ago
Share →: A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bathrobe – the master of disguise, the sultan of comfort, and the enabler of sneaky snacking 🤫🛀🍪. It's the perfect way to pretend you're dressed while actually flaunting your true laziness levels! 😄 #NakedButNotReally #FashionDeception"
6 months ago
Share →: Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple pair of leggings had the power to challenge our perception of legality and skin tone! 🤔😂 Let's just hope the fashion police don't catch wind of this scandalous trend! 🚨👮‍♂️ #LeggingsGate"
6 months ago
Share →: I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Commentary:
"Everyone has their own unique morning routine…some just have a little more urgency! 🚓😂 #FashionPolice #MorningRush"
6 months ago
Share →: The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Commentary:
"Who needs a designer wardrobe when you can rock a hospital gown like a runway model? 💁‍♂️💸 Just remember, it's all about the accessories – like those stylish backless ties! 😂👗 #FashionStatement #HospitalChic"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic magic trick of squeezing into those post-Thanksgiving jeans 🦃✨ Who needs a sawing-in-half illusion when you can experience the real magic of stretch denim! 🎩👖😄"