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58 Funny clothing quotes

Funny clothing quotes πŸ˜‚ are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your wardrobe! Whether you’re dressing up or keeping it casual, these witty one-liners πŸŽ‰ will have you strutting with confidence and a smile. From quirky tees to cheeky socks, let your outfit do the talking while you revel in the giggles it brings. Ready to wear your sense of humor on your sleeve? Dive into a world where fashion meets fun! πŸ‘—πŸ˜„

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Posted on6 months ago

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Posted on6 months ago

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Posted on6 months ago

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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