36 Funny clothing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

  Commentary:
  "Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the enigmatic ways of hoodies – some are just born to hoodie differently, marching to the beat of their own hood strings 🤷‍♂️🧥 #HoodieConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

  Commentary:
  Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷‍♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bathrobe – the master of disguise, the sultan of comfort, and the enabler of sneaky snacking 🤫🛀🍪. It's the perfect way to pretend you're dressed while actually flaunting your true laziness levels! 😄 #NakedButNotReally #FashionDeception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a simple pair of leggings had the power to challenge our perception of legality and skin tone! 🤔😂 Let's just hope the fashion police don't catch wind of this scandalous trend! 🚨👮‍♂️ #LeggingsGate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

  Commentary:
  "Everyone has their own unique morning routine…some just have a little more urgency! 🚓😂 #FashionPolice #MorningRush"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a designer wardrobe when you can rock a hospital gown like a runway model? 💁‍♂️💸 Just remember, it's all about the accessories – like those stylish backless ties! 😂👗 #FashionStatement #HospitalChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic magic trick of squeezing into those post-Thanksgiving jeans 🦃✨ Who needs a sawing-in-half illusion when you can experience the real magic of stretch denim! 🎩👖😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's playing tricks with the laundry again! 👖🧐 Either that or your jeans went on a diet without telling you! 😆 #MysteryOfTheShrinkingJeans

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